Sunday, November 21, 2010

Some Horrors of Reality

Funny Monsters (Topps 1959)photo © 2009 Thomas Duchnicki | more info (via: Wylio)

Sometimes it's better to go with the flow even when the situation is horrible. Like this wife did.

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very Fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss and tells him she’ll see him later, and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who is that? The husband replied, “that was my mistress.” The wife says, “That’s it; I want a divorce.” “I understand,” replies her husband, “But, remember, if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Infinity or Lexus in the garage, and no more Country Club, but the decision is yours.” Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman. “Who’s that woman with Jim? ” she asks. “That’s his mistress,” replies her husband. “Ours is prettier,” says the wife.

Payback can be a real B@#%#

Funny Monsters (Topps 1959)photo © 2009 Thomas Duchnicki | more info (via: Wylio)

Some horror is inevitable. Sooner or later it will hit us hard. That's why I stay away from mirrors.

Oh well, it's time to go back to work tomorrow. Perhaps I should call in like this fellow.

I guess teenagers don't change no matter where they live or what they are.

Are you one of those people that love to apply the DENY THE MONSTER EXISTS TECHNIQUE?

This will be me in December. I feel sorry for travelers who go to the U.S. Which poison should I choose?  The Superman Scanner presents possible health risks.  The groping without talking dirty to me first, will present definite health risks for the TA worker, unless it's a she and she's absolutely beautiful. 

And finally for my writer friends searching for good agents.  Watch out for these three. 

We Love Horror Too! We Live it Every Day and Night.

Have a great week my friends.

See you on the dark side. 

Nomar Knight

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