|Experiencing Mid Novel Writing Blues?|
There's a rumor going around that many writers get to the middle of their novel and suddenly, the empty pages take over. It's not writer's block, but more like a fear of success or a natural desire to break with routine. So in the spirit of helping those who've struggled or are struggling with their masterpiece, this post is for you.
A writer died and was given the option of going to heaven or hell.
She decided to check out each place first. As the writer descended into the fiery pits, she saw row upon row of writers chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they were repeatedly whipped with thorny lashes.
"Oh my," said the writer. "Let me see heaven now."
A few moments later, as she ascended into heaven, she saw rows of writers, chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they, too, were whipped with thorny lashes.
"Wait a minute," said the writer. "This is just as bad as hell!"
"Oh no, it's not," replied an unseen voice. "Here, your work gets published."
I'm really not mean, but some days...
This is what happens when my muse takes over target practice.
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.
A screenwriter comes home to a burned down house. His sobbing and slightly-singed wife is standing outside. “What happened, honey?” the man asks.
“Oh, John, it was terrible,” she weeps. “I was cooking, the phone rang. It was your agent. Because I was on the phone, I didn’t notice the stove was on fire. It went up in a second. Everything is gone. I nearly didn’t make it out of the house. Poor Fluffy is--”
“Wait, wait. Back up a minute,” The man says. “My agent called?”
Here's a clue you've just rented an apartment from a notorious crime family.
Before I became a writer, I tried my hand at singing.
|Everyone's a Critic!|
Most of us ignore the obvious signs throughout childhood that indicate what we'll be in the future. Here's a glimpse at just one of the many signs that I would be a Horror Writer.
Writing is all about perception.
Okay. That's enough wandering around for one day. Time to get back to work and write something entertaining.
If I don't catch you on the dark side, then you can catch me on the lighter side.
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