Friday, January 21, 2011

Crazy Good

Normally crazy isn't a good thing, but sometimes it has its uses.  I know, you're probably thinking in legal terms. Commit a murder and try and claim temporary insanity, but that's not what I mean.  Check out how insanity touched one family.  

*Pick Up*


"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

*Brief Pause*

"Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?" he asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool.  But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean
it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead!"

*Long Pause*

*Longer Pause*

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool?... Is this 486-5731?" 

Joke can be found here 

Okay, anyone who's been around me knows I appreciate how real life provides us with so much material.  That's why I get a kick out of some real life headlines.  Here are a few:

  • Police begin campaign to run down jaywalker
  • Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan
  • Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
  • Milk drinkers are turning to powder
  • Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
  • Quarter of a million Chinese live on water
  • Farmer bill dies in house 
  • Queen Mary having bottom scraped
  • Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
  • Prostitutes appeal to Pope
  • Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over
  • NJ judge to rule on nude beach
  • Child's stool great for use in garden
  • Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors
  • Soviet virgin lands short of goal again
  • Organ festival ends in smashing climax 
  • Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better
 Headlines found here

When it comes to insanity, there's no substitute for experience.  

 Hope you had a little fun tonight. 

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  1. Great joke =) and the headlines are pretty funny too. Where do you find these?